The dreaded 1ww (1 week wait)

CD23..... nearing the finish line of this cycle....ugly witch "Aunt Flo" is expected to rear her ugly face on Saturday. This 1 week wait is gonna be the death of me. Every month I tell myself to NOT obsess...NOT read anything into any twinges or 'signs' that I may actually be feeling or that may actually just be psychosomatic....but actually resisting is hard to do.  I am sure the witch is on the verge of showing up....I'm cranky and irritable...  Oh how I long for the days of when it was so easy and JUST happened..like with M & M.   This cramping for over a week though is annoying...and for the birds....and nothing I read online gives me any answers as to why I'd be cramping 2 weeks away from AF.... ( I ovulated on cd9....which is super early for me...but OPK said that's when I ovulated...so the cramping isn't O pains...) besides O pains don't last 1.5 weeks! lol    Anyhoo..... wish this week would just fly by.